Saturday, January 24, 2015

Dear Netflix,

Re: The "personalized" movie suggestion which was really a shameless publicitygrab.
 
I am afraid you are sadly mistaken to think I would enjoy that obviously bad movie.
And to be honest, I wish I could consider it a victory that you do not know me. But I cannot.

Saturday, January 17, 2015

got my tags renewed

Some gum-chewing heavily eye-linered young woman with 3/4 length sleeves and a tattoo in intriguing script leading up her arm reading "Live "  ah, I couldn't see the rest of it and just wanted to get out of there so didn't ask, told me that it didn't matter that the incorrect county was listed on my registration.

She was wrong.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

sometimes the difference


Sometimes the difference between a bad day and a not-so-bad day is remembering to take your favorite spoon to work to eat lunch.

And wearing socks that match your underpants but nothing else that you are wearing.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

perspective

It is likely a mistake to think of my house as an adversary.