no foaming at the mouth yet, but I am hoping

I am taking a class at the library (thank goodness we are using computers right now so I can share this right away). The woman sitting next to me came in late, insulted the teacher, then disappeared for a while. When she returned she had two cans of diet coke and a bunch of mentos. Then she started popping the candy like pills with big noisy slurps. Now she is laughing maniacally. I am waiting for her to explode.